Credits to whoever owns this... Seriously, I don't know.
[x] I cry a lot
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday.
[x] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favourite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! At the Disco
[x] I think about suicide or death often. (...)
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My MySpace pics are black or white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[x] No one understands me.
[x] I don't talk too often.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[x] I have an ex I still cry over. (....)
[ ] My hair is black
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'.
[x] I have straight A's. (Most of the time.)
[x] I wear glassess
[x] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[x] I carry a calculator with me.
[x] I bring my lunch to school.
[ ] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[x] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
[x] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] F*ck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[x] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a sh*t what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a crappy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[x] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[x] Rules were meant to be broken.
[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time
[ ] I'm muscular...
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[x] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[x] I play at least 3 different sports.
[ ] I'm funny.
[ ] I'm always making jokes.
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[ ] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[ ] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[ ] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[x] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[x] I don't talk too much.
[x] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[x] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[x] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[x] I never participate in class discussions.
[x] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[ ] I talk quietly.
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[x] I usually let others decide for me.
[x] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[x] I would like to be more outgoing.
[ ] I wear black.
[x] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[ ] I love creepy, weird movies.
[ ] I love Gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people. (I only like my friends. That's it.)
[x] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[ ] I love black humor.
[x] I love pain. (...)
[x] People think I'm crazy. (...)
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[x] People are scared of me.
[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[ ] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[ ] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[ ] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[x] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[x] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[x] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[x] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
[x] I hate most people.
[x] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[x] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[x] I live in my room.
[x] I never greet anyone.
[x] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[x] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[x] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my iPod/MP3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[x] Why bother when people don't like you anyway?
[x] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[x] I just don't get along with anyone.
[ ] I have short hair.
[x] I hate doing laundry
[ ] I like war type video games.
[x] I like playing or watching sports (Eh, depends.)
[x] People say I have a deep voice
[x] I'm more like my dad than my mom.
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[x] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[x] There's only two emotions
[x] I shower only when I start to notice I stink
[x] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[x] My room isn't neat.
[ ] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers
[x] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[ ] I like to play rough with dogs
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk.
[ ] I don't read
[x] I don't ask for help even if I need it